DadVolante

They have more uranium than we do

I love all of the Apes movies with the exception of the Burton fiasco.

The new one isn't quite as good as Rise or War, but it's definitely fun.

The third in the original (Escape from the Planet of the Apes) is fricken awesome

I liked Kingdom but it was weaker than the trilogy of movies that came before it.

No, they're Saltines.

Cracka.

According to Tesla's autobiography, he said very good things about Edison.

You're like the Black Knight from Holy Grail

Indiana is funny 'cause Parks and Rec really didn't have to exaggerate how annoying they can be there.

Hoosiers are.... something

Oooooooor they're making it up.

Fake stories usually are

Reddit.

When the apps fell!

Yep. Better cancel all my plans. $21 is just way too much.