Dasnap

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Apple: "You've just gotta brick their phone if they use 3rd party parts!"

Samsung: "Brick it, you say?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Haha like the kids cops send into shops to buy beer.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (7 children)

There are some things I don't really understand after reading this article:

  1. Why exactly does Samsung want the customer data? Are they wanting to ban their Samsung account or something?

  2. How exactly does Samsung police this? Surely the repair shop could just... not tattle?

  3. What the hell does the repair shop tell the customer when they return their phone in literal fucking pieces?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's time someone wrote a JSON shader.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most people don't like the idea of a suicide machine.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (11 children)

A lot of people don't realize that a 'cut & paste' is actually a 'copy & delete'.

And guess what 'deleting' is in a consciousness upload?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"Repay your debts, this is your final warning."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can have a proper gander at deez nutz bruv.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Gotta love GOG's patch rollback.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Insurance isn't something I need to worry about. I have a prophylactic that I use in preparation for if I'm gonna stay somewhere with a dog etc.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Mine is also triggered by animal dander so the mammoth could probably kill me by literally just standing next to me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That won't help with asthma sadly :(

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