[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

That is because of the brown sprinkles.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago

My favorite flavor is itching.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Isn't she wearing an Apple watch?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

One that doesn't know she has bladder control issues.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don't have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn't calm the fuck down.

[-] [email protected] 110 points 1 week ago

Kill a half hour working out and/or go for a jog. You don't even need weight, just do bodyweight.

Take up hiking, it is nearly free, you get sun and exercise. You can even take a trash bag with you and clean up litter.

Find someone to stalk and murder.

Fishing is a great and cheap waste of time and you get sun.

Find an unsolved mystery in your area and work on solving it.

Start collecting pinecones, cool rocks, or used syringes.

Birdwatching can obliterate free-time and you might meet some widowed GILF to be your sugar momma.

Go places and give them Google or yelp reviews, be derrainged in your writing style like Hunter S Thompson with a head injury.

Take up meditation and have a false sense of superiority because you practice socially acceptable rotting with a calming mentally healthy spiritual guise.

Yoga is a thing, I'm sure you can make yoga pants look great.

Taxidermy roadkill armies don't assemble themselves, you can even find a tabletop game event to unlease your army upon and meet new people. Worst case you learn about the criminal justice system and that will kill even more time.

Befriend a murder of crows and receive their gifts.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Valedictorian is a way, but plenty of valedictorians aren't the smartest kid, just the smart one who had the motivation to become one.

Can't even use SAT or ACT score to pick, because the smartest kid may not have cared enough to bother or try to do as well as they could.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It is USD, but you are in Vietnam.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I have a road atlas in my car. Other than that, I will print out trail maps when backpacking.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can't choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.

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