Devdogg

I love that SatansMaggotyCumFart was the one to post this.

RDR1

I was at a Geek Prom and there was a fantasy/sci-fi spelling bee and somehow I made it to the final round (? not sure but it was close) and they said, "Your word is 'wookiee'."

Now, I've been a hardcore Star Wars fanatic forever, and knowing that I, quick as a flash, upzipped my coveralls to reveal my super tight X-Wing pilot shirt on, belted out, "W-O-O-K-I-E!!" and looked at the moderator as he looked at me and then he said, "I'm sorry, that's wrong. It's, 'w-o-o-k-i-e-e'."

I turned beat red and slunk back to my seat embarrassed as I could be.

Yeah, that was way better!

What the fuck?!? I mean, I knew it was bad but this bad??!!?

I think the "joke" is that Heathcliff is wearing a helmet to protect himself from being shat and pissed upon. The bird is wanting to perform its duties on his head.

Thank you!!

Can you give some examples of them? I remember projectors from when I was a kid but have they changed that much?

Way to go!!