Emmie

joined 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah doomscrolling is single worst thing you can do to yourself online

Unsubscribe from any doomer themed stuff, now. Watch your mental health recovers in real time over next few days.

And I mean any. Boring dystopias, politics, all this horseshit that brings zero value into life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Since I stopped alcohol and smoking I haven’t had a single cramp. It’s only weed nowadays

I used to have all sorts of pains, vertigos and morning numbness when I was heavily drinking twice a week and smoking. It’s such a poison

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The angle between my chin and my lip corner has increased. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So you say that your bowel movements are synchronised with your clock?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🤢 what an utter abomination

This is why puppies die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And yet in schools they don’t have seconds. Never had

I still have ptsd thanks to that. Can you imagine? No seconds?

This is pure torture that should be forbidden by Geneva convention. So uncivilised

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Most clocks have only two hands. Actually all school clocks I seen had only two

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

It’s like throwing all your garbage under the dirty bed and covering it with pretty blanket.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy shit people. You are all incredibly whiny bunch

Maybe I am spoiled by my three good burger places in one kilometre radius from my house one of which declared me persona non grata

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