All Whalers Are Bastards. Idgaf if it's their "way of life" and they've "done it for hundreds of years". N*rdics love murdering whales and claiming heritage

Either the worsening wildfire smoke blankets (do these have a name aside from just saying its smoky af?), one of the heat domes from recent years, or one of the bouts of terrible snow storms/deep freezes

The pointless pier that doesn't solve a problem caused by Isntreal doesn't work?

B-e-a-utiful

Also: Baby Eats Candy Apples Until She Explodes

I ride on the sidewalk when I can because I do not want to be run over by some in a truck with a 12" lift who's infuriated by having to see a bicycle

It's got a holy motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got holy tires, holy suspensions, holy shocks. It's a model made before the protestant reformation so it'll run good on regular indulgences. What do you say, is it the new Popemobile or what?

I dunno, all the slurs and gratuitous feet shots get old. Yea I enjoy some of his movies, but scenes like his "dead [slur] storage" bit in Pulp Fiction get to be really grating.

It was cathartic to see him get immediately blown to pieces in Django Unchained, and seeing a theater full of Nazis getting machinegunned will always hold a special place in my heart

Tarantino always writes himself a role so he can say the n word or get feet pics of attractive actresses

I've been collecting Chick Tracts I find laying around, and my Holy Grail is finding a copy of the one about the satanic game of dungeons and dragons, titled Dark Dungeons. Unfortunately it's a niche subject and not included in their variety packs, you have to order it specifically, which means unless I find a very specific crank still caught up in the satanic panic there's a very low chance of ever finding it in the wild

Moe/loli are also taboo for some reason

Look, the heckin' wholesome slava ukrainis didn't know where he was so they had to shell everywhere! It's like playing Battleship, except it's mostly other random innocent people that you hit