"purge yourself from toxins by consuming our, other toxins™"

really? I thought they just smelled nice, like incense?

I like this old one too, the cat destroyed the outer layer of an expensive audiophile power cable, revealing a garden hose below...
needless to say, the owner decided to look deeper.

Extra expensive digital hifi cables.

wait what the fuck this is actually real

I played that game as a kid, back when some of the now bluey staff probably did the same.

I'm a bad boy. I'm a boy and am literally bad at everything :(

https://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE

Love it on X, needs some work on wayland yet.

"a single user says..."

The daily dot is a fucking joke.

Now tell me about nettle soup

your assumption being things have to be somehow fair?