*Gasp!*

Sadly, the 80s had a band called Nelson. I say sadly because:

Interesting!

However, this was behind a coffee kiosk at a mall, so I'm going to go with 'the manager isn't too bright.'

I feel like Bruce McCulloch had a closet full of flannel shirts with the arms cut off.

Excuse me, but would the star of 101 episodes of ALF and 15 episodes of Misfits of Science sink this low?

Don't answer that.

I think of him as Doc from The Love Boat, but that works too.

I do not, but I would be interested to learn!

It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.

I'm not smart.

I don't know that soft porn for men and "listen to a woman and acknowledge her problems" really go together, but if one of them tried it, it might work. Something tells me the people watching her would just watch someone else instead. They're not watching for dating advice.

He went out for cigarettes and never came back!

Older guy here too and I feel the same way. My daughter asked me not long ago about guys with cheerleader and schoolgirl fetishes and if it was pedophilia and I said no, but I certainly do not understand why someone my age would be into that.

I can certainly tell that I didn’t sleep well, but I’m almost never asked about it.

But you're probably also not told things like how you should smile more any time you don't look cheery enough.

Man's appearance just gets criticized less than women's appearance.