FrostbyteIX

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This is what that terrible song really means. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gonna tell my kids that's Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Are you able to read in your dreams? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I've been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep...

What's something that you were surprised to find out a lot of people hate? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge....

Reddit is a shithole in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

"I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!"

No one really understands our struggle in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What do you do for a living?

I sell drugs to minors and bribe police to allow me to keep doing it.

No, I'm a construction worker building houses and units.

What is your favorite insult in your native language that doesn't exist or cant be directly translated in English? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Australia:

"Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!"

Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"