New fiction genre: Nerd Noir.

So, you're saying they're Nicolas Cage?

Her first appearance was with Christopher Eccleston's Doctor. Her second, and final, appearance was with David Tennant's Doctor.

Oh right, it's not like we fought a civil war over a hundred years before that, and to this day there are still people here flying the losing sides flag. We've been turning on each other a long time. It's an American tradition at this point.

Ella Purnell from Fallout.

Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?

I believe the golden gun is a lighter for all that weed. It's hard to be a stoner without fire.

There's a kernel of truth in that statement.

Death before decaf sounds about right for me.

I guess your brain was being punished. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Why would someone become a landlord? My uncle took out loans to buy distressed properties sold at auctions, and then he would put in the "sweat equity" to fix them up for renting out, all while working his full time job. So, he would work all day, and afterwards would manage those buildings doing all the maintenance and cleaning himself.

Why did he do it? He did it to make money...so he could send his son to college, so hopefully his son wouldn't have to hustle a full time job and a busy part time job as well. My uncle worked his ass off to make a better life for his son, how selfish of him.