I_Fart_Glitter

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Same. The bird is dying because you haven't completed a lesson in a long time. He so sad... only you can cheer him up.

Edit: I just completed three lessons and he still looks haggard, so I don't know what that little fucker wants. Probably for us all to purchase the paid version.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This one, by the same artist gives it some context:

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I grew up with this McDonald's, it had a jukebox. My sister had life threatening food allergies, so we only ever went there to get orange juice, but I still loved it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Schiffsschraubeneichungsvorgabenverordnungsüberwacher

From google translate: "Ship propeller calibration specification regulation supervisor"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

If I have to log into fucking facebook to see a goddamn menu I'm leaving.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

My cat knows, but is surprisingly unbothered by it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You can make a rainbow!!! 🌈 💗 🌞 😍

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dude. How did the fucking marshals not step in? Allowing anyone, child or not, to repeatedly spread bio hazard on other passengers is not ok. One time? Fine, kids are gross and things happen. Repeatedly? That kid is a terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I live in the north area of the San Francisco Bay Area and there is a shocking number of new builds happening right now. Soooooo many apartment complexes and housing developments. It seems like every day another one has begun. Just on the street I work on there have been three very large apartment complexes put in where there used to be businesses within the last two years. On my 8 mile commute home I pass four more, where there used to be pasture land. This area is known for it's NIMBYs but laws have been passed (by voters) requiring more housing and it's happening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

It would be less funny, but since the dog can understand now, the humans could explain that "Yeah, buddy, we know and we want to give you all the food, but it's not good for you and we love you and want you to be healthy even more than we want to give in and give you everything you want.💗"

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