Millions of years? Good thing Mars is 6000 years old!

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

Barbarian encampment discovered.

^Kermie^

I'll just leave this motherfucker here.

[mental breakdown intensifies]

I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:

Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can't lose against Man United again SoMetHing.

MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)

On my way

*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.

The Fuck What we're actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)

>85 minutes later

We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!

Ah yes, the bitchy trampoline!

Pretty sure that's from when there was a small Reddit exodus. Thankfully, it's all died down a bit since then.

I hope he cancels... 🤞

No, that's three under par.