Jorgelino

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

There's planet no planet B

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I've always found it curious that a religion that hated women so much would make a ritual out of a genital mutilation that makes men ~~last longer.~~ enjoy sex less.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's a Kali𝒸ₒ cat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've no problem wih drugs or even psychedelics, but the moment you start acting like you're a buddhist monk because you took acid once is when i'll start rolling my eyes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well i'd argue that feeling something isn't exactly gnosis then. Doesn't matter how awesome you felt if the extent of your revelation is "i exist and i'm part of the universe'

Call me cynical but hearing druggies talk about their trips like it's some transcendental super knowledge sounds just like a facebook aunt talking about the power of healing crystals to me or some such nonsense.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure you had fun, and if you think that improved your life then good for you. But my point is that whatever revelation you had while tripping is no deeper than what anyone has when they reflect on their lives a bit while sober. You identify with this meme not because whatever "great gnosis" you had is impossible to describe to us mere mortals, but because it really is that simplistic. The only reason you think of it so highly is because your senses were going wild while thinking it.

Plus the whole "one with the universe" talk sounds very pseudosciency to me and i'm not sure if you're just being metaphorical or you believe in magic now, so sorry if that's not the case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I not great with estimating sizes, and i often have trouble converting things from feet to meters on the spot. Last session i presented the players a quest to slay a sea monster. They cleverly decided to scout first with a familiar, and i described the creature and its size. I ended up exaggerating the size i bit too much and they've decided to avoid it until they're higher level. So what was supposed to be a simple "monster of the week" type of encounter has now turned into a late game boss fight.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Mate, you're not "one with the universe", you were just high.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Interesting choice of character for this meme. OP is a true man/woman of culture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe those are the modifiers and Jerry has a fucking 24 Charisma.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that although you can homebrew it to be like this if you want, in the official D&D 5e lore, Elves and Dwarves mature at the same rate as humans, so they're all adults at 21.

Culturally is a little different, much like some older humans still view people in their 20s as "kids", elves and dwarves will only consider themselves to be truly adults after at least 100 years or so, but that's just a social stigma, not how they are biologically.

 

I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

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