Im a doopy boy! (get me food) in c/[email protected]

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My wife gets mad when I respond ’What do you want?’ When she walks in all bashful and asking if I love her

cool chair in c/[email protected]

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I didn’t know I needed this

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I’ll never recover from this

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Cause the woke mobs!

Would you? in c/[email protected]

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Nah, mind would be too distracted to hear the radio even if it was playing.

A few drinks in, and I immediately start talking about the inevitable collapse of humanity in the hands of capitalism. in c/[email protected]

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I got a coworker that does this without drinking 😆 Most of us kinda check out until he picks up that we’re not engaging

What if... in c/[email protected]

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I’d be weirdly scared to enter that building lol

Public Service Announcement in c/[email protected]

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I never understood that mindset. I burn my PTO as fast as I can earn it lol. I don’t believe in afterlife so I’m trying to enjoy my time here as much as I can.

This show used to be about good ol’ fashioned family values in c/[email protected]

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Chumps are still calling people communists? It’s 2024 lol

Too soon? in c/[email protected]

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Probably too soon. Not going to pretend I didn’t laugh but it felt dirty

so much for modern medicine in c/[email protected]

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Vaccines were too successful, these dummies forgot what they were even for 😑

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