Koala

Because I love my landlord so much I only communicate with him through my lawyer to make extra sure every letter is worded really nicely and politely, much more polite than anything I would every write him. Also got him two very nicely worded court orders by know he would've missed out on if it wasn't for me.

The could do the same with a belt, go away with your flash nonsense youngling

I learned you harvest zucchini before they get massive as the taste is inversely related to the size though