I was saying "boo-urns"

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

you fans sure are a contentious bunch

it's very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else's hair

be the change you wish to see in this world

"little bolt no good anymore" - maybe don't use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???