We should just syphon all the water out of the ocean, put it in a giant still and use a massive rocket to move it near the sun.

Now we have unlimited steam energy and way more land to build things on. Winning!

So is Kim's butt that he has to have chair checkers to make sure the chair will take his weight.

Sounds like the OPEC method of price fixing to me.

Never been to this instance in my life.

Yeah but like, what are your adjectives?

When Microsoft changed Office to the ribbon menu system I had to design and run a whole training program with multiple trainers to travel the country to teach people in our company how to use it. All of the helper tools and documentation were not enough.

People absolutely freak out at change when it comes to computers especially.

I feel like OP has never worked in a corporate IT job before and has zero clue what it actually entails to manage a large fleet of desktop PCs used by the average office worker.

I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

I think we might have solved the story behind the aliens revealed in Mexico today.

Not anymore you won't

I think that if you require that level of privacy then you should consider getting your own place. You can't expect your parents to just let you do and have whatever you want in their home. Some parents can be overbearing but that's the price you pay for their support.

If you're a child then you need to understand that your parents are responsible for you legally and have every right to enter your room and go through your stuff. If that's a problem for you then you should consider not doing stuff they might not approve of.

Also, you're not a mental health professional and you cannot diagnose narcissistic traits. This is just you reaching for an excuse to justify your own lack of respect for the rules in your household.

Because the original person said that Elon is a good guy because he gave them that internet access. Except he yoinks it when their lives depend on it during a live military action to suit their opposition (Russia). That's not a very good guy thing to do.