I saved this when you initially posted it but now I have so much saved junk its very difficult to find. I have some (good) thoughts but I need to come back for that. Will update this post when I get a chance. This is very cool.
Also, no idea how you've done it but your website is completely unscrapped by webcrawlers. Even searching for the exact title of this post doesn't return any results on DDG, Bing, or the evil empire. Well done.
I'm glad you find my abusive childhood funny. My dad used to beat the fuck out of me but that wasn't the topic of conversation.
Its great you had a good relationship with your dad, really. My dad gets real fuckin dodgy whenever I confront him about it and all he can say is "at least I never hit your face".
Fuck you.