I'm no expert, but it looks like someone cut a gorilla out of one picture and pasted it over the lion picture.

I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.

Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

That I exist. And that we're in a relationship.

It's a love-hate thing. You wouldn't get it...

That's because they've integrated it into the start menu. Evil, yes. But technically correct.

Fun fact! Lightning can't penetrate deep into large bodies of water and instead spreads over a larger surface area.

Funner fact! I have no idea if the above is true because I just made it up!

Trust no one on the internet.

Symbolically, that's part of the point.

Dunno, but within the context, Microsoft claimed only ads for Microsoft products. Now, whether those products are predatory mobile games for example, well that's technically within the said terms. It's basically a matter of scope and wordplay.

Definitely would. The more accomplices, the better.

Spoilers are the worst.

Note to self: Find little joys in life that can't be spoiled.

Ah, this is the certain death door.