Puppy tax
Because the call started off with him talking normally. I've spoken to him a bunch before today.
LaunchesKayaks
joined 1 year ago
I work in IT and had a dude use the UwU accent with me on a call today while I was trying to fix his email. Made me wanna barf.
Sad they didn't put more water birds on there
My friend would 100% post them in my absence.
My meme archive is going to be in my will. I leave it to my friend that shitposts the most.
Why he shaped like that tho
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Do decorative video games maps count?
My mom should have amazing credit, but she doesn't. She does literally everything right.
Meanwhile I have really good credit and have no idea why.
It's just made up shit and we should find a better system.
Credit scores are just some fake shit that boomers made up. It's so dumb.
I've spent hundreds of dollars on toys and she loves the sock I put grocery bags in (and tied closed) more than anything else.
Idek where she got the plastic she was obsessed with today
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just moved my couch out, and a chair in, and Radar thinks the new furniture is all for him..
(lemmy.world)
He has not figured out that we can both fit. There's enough room when it is reclined.
He's the best.
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This hits so hard rn. Woke up and immediately started puking everywhere. Called off work and went to go get light food and locked myself out of the house. Currently sitting in the shade wait for my mom to show up with the spare key. Fml