How about Snake?

Thats only for russian political opponents of the kremlin.

Boomers? Thats more like the silent generation....

This guys over here asking for a blow job from dr phil. The worst part is, afterwards he's going to ask "Now how did that feel FOR YOU? Are you feelin' pretty good right about now?"

Only this time instead of a silly mustache model, we have a cheeto baked rolley-polley.

........covfefe.

"Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!" ~ HHH

I remember those skates from the 80s. I also remember watching girls eat pavement if they rolled over a small pebble.

Then I remember school banning skates, after a girl knocked her tooth out.

Psssshhhhhh, it's only 5am. We're not even drunk yet!

Didn't realize they put Bill Cosby in that game....

Maybe I'm underestimating their speed. I just vtcan't imagine how a single jaguar gets the chance TO bite. I'm just imagining one punch from the silverback, and it's OVER.

Maybe the jaguar has enough speed to surprise the gorilla, and if they bite the throat maybe thats enough. But I just don't see the bite ever actually happening.

Honestly, I just can't see a single Lion doing that. Like one good punch, and the lion is done.

Now maybe if it were a pack. I could see the gorilla still killing 2-3 lions, but going down to the herd.