MadBob

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I remember once looking over my sister's shoulder while she was on MSN messenger and a mutual friend chose that moment to confess (via MSN messenger) that he fucked pillows for practice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I was born in northern England in the early 90s, and I can only eyeball in imperial units, even though I now live in a country where they only use metric (and Beaufort).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

If nobody says nothing then everyone's saying something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

LeechBlock NG!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I've got a Firefox extension that blocks websites after an amendable period of time is spent on them, so I limit my time on social media websites to 1 hour a day because I felt I was spending too much time reading mindless drivel, and I often don't even reach an hour nowadays, having only looked at Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Et tue, Brute?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was wondering when the gay would frog the seminar.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seemed a lot bigger when I was 8.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is exactly the sort of thing he'd do if given access to a time machine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Well, it's a living!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Odd that so many people are coming out the woodwork to say they didn't know Britons fairly often call women birds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How are you saying Amadeus so that the "ama" is different from that in "amateurs"?

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