[-] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

My ring used to do that shit. I stopped using it for like a year. Then I was bitching about it and someone said they just got one and it worked great. So I tried it again out of spite to show what a piece of shit it was and now it works within a couple of seconds. shrug

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I fucked up a lot of potential relationships by being too horny, and a lot of potentially fun hookups by being too serious. But it all worked out in the end.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Admitting you're a pedo isn't a good look. Fortunately you don't matter one bit to me. All your anger, rage, jokes, whatever - none of it is worth anything.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

He just needs a good cry and he'll feel better.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What a douchey way to say something.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The way I've dealt with this before is reference the ticket number in the commit message. Now the only tickets you ever need to review are the ones relevant to the element in question, and only those creating or modifying that particular property, which should be evident in your commit log.

You don't specify a language but I'd assume that is the footer definition/html and any scripts or styles invoked by it.

But once you have an answer, it would be wise to document it in confluence somewhere, even if it's something like "Footer green per request from Director, Mr. Smith" or "Footer color: arbitrary, green to differentiate profile pages. Verify changes with Director."

How to organize the documentation so that it isn't difficult to navigate is another difficult question that is more art than science - one which has never been satisfactorily solved anywhere I've worked once complexity reaches a certain point, but I leave that exercise to the reader.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Try a dozen. Public toilet paper is the thinnest substance known to man.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

That's where you need people like me who give a fuck about nothing but customer experience and if my employer manages to make a buck, good for them. My employer is generally just a middle man who siphons money out of both our pockets. And makes me fill out a second, useless timesheet while you're paying me to work.

Jokes on me though because I've been out of work for 3 months, so take my suggestion of fuck your employer with a grain of salt.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I miss the days of Anonymous (there was a sub group of the actual hackers whose name I can't recall and a bunch of wannabes I guess providing them a crowd to lose themselves in) doing justice hacks. Not that they were always on the right side of things, but now everything is state actors trying to bring us all closer to Armageddon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I didn't downvote and I actually enjoy the song, but that's a pretty vapid lyric and I might imagine someone felt it wasn't a serious suggestion - though not the only one. Perhaps they will chime in and resolve the mystery.

I grew up singing Pour Some Sugar On Me and Octopus' Garden so I'm not one to judge.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It's pretty rare I know a foreign language well enough to fuck up the lyrics, but for an embarrassingly long time I thought this was "du hast nicht" which I always thought was brutally metal.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No, his mind is not for rent

To any god or government

Always hopeful yet discontent

He knows changes aren't permanent

But change is

- Tom Sawyer by Rush

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