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It's the American way...

Juvenile suspect arrested in connection to deadly shooting at St. Helena school; class canceled until Friday

There is a park in my neighborhood that is right next to an elementary school, and the parking lot for the school is right next to the playground part of the park, so on weekends a lot of people park in the school parking lot to go to the park, it's conceivable for a shooting to occur "on school grounds" on a weekend...

As an aside, what's more American than driving to your closest neighborhood park?

As an American, I can assure you no 16 year old has much trouble procuring alcohol. I certainly didn't. By the time I was 21 the novelty had worn off

I know you are but what am I?

I think the argument they make is that quantum randomness doesn't have any way of influencing our choices, the scales are too different. I disagree, I think quantum randomness is free will, and there's some sort of quantum amplifier, for lack of a better word, that bridges the gap between particle interactions and consciousness. But since there is no way to prove or disprove such a thing, since it is by definition indistinguishable from chance, it's basically naval gazing...

My personal favorite is (and I'm probably messing it up because it's been 30 years...):

If there were more bloody noses, there'd be fewer wars.

When I read that, I was finally able to reconcile my pacifist upbringing with the reality I was observing.

McDonald's can help with that...

I assumed satire, poeslaw...

It still takes the edge off... I have two little sirens myself.

Am a parent, I concur, am broke.