Summary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!

I guess I'm the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.

Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It's depressing because I'll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.

Carpet my hole?

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and... Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably

Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building's as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar's where the precursors to frat bros.

The Nelson's are about to find out...

That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer's glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They'll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.

Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.

The Shrek paradox

Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I'm in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.