Microplasticbrain

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Ah my roommate in college

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Funny thing is i just installed linux on it and was able to get some more life out of it as a monitor on my exercise bike. Microsoft just immediately threw in the towel on it and told me to buy another one 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just wait till the ram goes bad (or any part really) and they tell you that $1400 pc is unrepairable because they glued it shut.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That sounds eggceptionally stupid, eggregious even.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Im on year 5 with my cheap ass braun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fuck the surface pro 3, you'll never get another cent from me Microsoft you fucking cunts! ( Except for halo mcc and infinite BUT NO MORE (unless the next halo is actually good but even the ONLY ON SALE))

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

If you're eating hungry children you're just going to get hungry again in like an hour, you gotta find the well fed ones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right, I graduated college 10 years ago, oh god its been 10 years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"oh fuck theres that class ive been avoiding all semester and totally forgot about and now I need to turn in my paper and take my final but I can't find my car!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Best thing i ever bought was my lifetime subscription for $40

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