That's for other people to decide, not me.

I live my life the way I want to, I'm sure some people will say that's bad, some will say it's admirable, but it's just me, making myself happy.

And you're a real pleasant fella.

Have a great day, dude. Hope whatever's going on in your life gets better.

No, the joke is having to choose 1 option that you think is better.

There is no need for there to be a choice if we just acknowledge that sometimes our decisions mean nothing to the final outcome.

2 things can be bad.

Well, ya see, it's cuz America=/=the World.

But those Americans think the opposite.

Ah, yes, thank you, my brain. I forgot, you're external now

Go away.

Some may call me a hero.

Personally I think I just have bad taste in movies.

I've been using SwiftKey from day one, and it works phenomenally

Year One is so good

Whoa, you're so smart.

What a neat fact that I absolutely don't care about!

Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

Oh no, the leopards are hungry again!