Mr_Blott

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

"Little ass plugs" are called "grub screws" btw ๐Ÿ˜‚

In 30 years you'll catch up and they'll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven't seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And missing "u" and "ur"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOMยฉยฎโ„ข thing that I'm way too European to understand?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The fact you said "chip cards" instead of just "cards" is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's the opposite. I've lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you're driving somewhere and you see "50" to your destination, it's infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

No, there's no point pretending they're not fat cunts as well

But we're pretending they don't consume vast amounts of spices too. They're fat smelly cunts tbh

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (24 children)

Meanwhile yanks with their two spices - butter and sugar

"Our food is the tastiest in the wuuuurld"

Aye but yous can't afford that coronary eh mate ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
 
 
 
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