Holy shit. I was around before the Internet and I've owned four smartphones.

I say it sometimes. Is "aight" a good enough bye, what about "later"? Sometimes if it's a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

Yeah that's linen for you. People don't wear it much anymore sadly so they don't get that they just look wrinkled. I love linen shirts though.

Baker Bucket is a good name for a gravity bong setup.

I take vitamin D about 5 months out of the year. Stupid fall back daylight saving time is part of it. Makes me furious my already battered mental health has to get worse from changing the clocks.

If it makes you feel any better I'm 40 and I'll never afford a house either. Millennials got screwed.

Dirt AND shit!

I've got portable holes. They go everywhere with me.

My man

Nah don't get it wrong I get shit because I say tour instead of tore. Poem instead of pOh-ehm. Theatre instead of thee-ate-err

For fucks sake we say boozhwah or boojee.

It wasn't just the Midwest. I lived in West Virginia (in a city) and I had no power for seven days. And yeah holy shit it was 100 degrees every day and maximum humidity. 300 year old trees were scattered around like nothing.