Mr Game & Watch has entered the building.

Until milkshakes get involved.

1. They’d lose their territory.
2. Because the process takes time, and NATO doesn’t admit new members in active conflict with Russia. All Russia has to do to stop the next bid is invade again.

Failure to Netflix and chill.

Virgin giant:

• Bumps head on the stupidest things
• Whines about air travel
• Can’t handle an unfinished basement
• Has to buy special clothes
• Cries when they have to pick something off the ground
• “Do you play basketball?”
• Blocks people’s view.

Chad shortie:

• Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
• Walks under any obstacle with ease.
• Knows how to hem trousers.
• Can see into the fridge without crouching.
• Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
• Low center of gravity.
• Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
• sneaky as heck

We can do better. There’s still empty pixels on the right to fill.

And you can buy houses

A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.

It is a vegan bisque.

You’ve got some schmutz on your screen.

The Pisa piece