Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank

I called them that too. I think I remember a Flintstones one.

Maybe it’s not surprising but as an X-ray tech we wear a badge that records our radiation exposure. Every quarter it gets read and if our exposure is too high I can’t work anymore. Maybe for the rest of the year, maybe forever. I’ve never heard of that actually happening though.

I like this story. I hope the nice bat is flying around now chomping mosquitoes

I’m speechless. I have no speech. How on earth can a person wake up in the morning and have a thought like this.

Subsistence farming is a terrible way to live

Ma’am are you okay?

I live in a major city but like I’m in a bad neighborhood so there’s only one grocery store within 5 miles. It makes no sense. A food desert in a major city so that I’m forced to drive just to like get screws from a hardware store or toilet paper or something

I want to stop ruminating about things I wish I would have said or some stupid thing I did say or why did I do that

Haven’t visited Reddit since I came here last summer. I love it here. It’s not perfect, but it’s ours

Keep trying though

Wait I don’t get it. Please send help. Is it like a flowchart?