NormalPerson

joined 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You'd be surprised, I know I was. Just like how there are still undecided voters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

This is why the king never prioritized education

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.

Don't even get me started on the pack of wargs what's been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don't even make good eatin' less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we's made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe's fart that day!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop, I can only get so depressed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Airlines make me buy two seats for flights meaning I'm fat enough to be considered two people, so that's two extra customers. Checkmate, Bozo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their bias and a wildly suspicious source that's pretty much the podcast my best friend once removed's half-sister's uncle listens to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone's person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.

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