Depends on hair type. Conditioner can be heavy on baby fine hair. I almost never condition my chicken feathers.

Someone alert Alex Horne

I hate to be the annoying person who says "just Google it" but honestly there are a ton of videos about it, full of salacious stories that you'll enjoy much more than anyone typing out a response here. Therapists using the bathroom while talking to you is common, but the least terrible of the stories.

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My guess is it's going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.

Consequences and revenge are not the same thing. If he doesn't receive the direct consequences of his actions, he will not learn that he shouldn't do that. Clearly he is incapable of learning via polite means. You are not the only person he's doing this to, and it is not acceptable.

Are you in the US? You might want to check out the eurovision song contest. I've become familiar with a lot more new music that way.

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I have no problem mouthing off to assholes - as long as I'm prepared. When it comes out of nowhere, my brain stalls up.

How do you wash fascism off your lips?

This explains a lot.

As a homebody I'm curious, how did you meet your fiancee?