OppositeOfOxymoron

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Music to my Ear in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."

if the person who named walkie talkies named everything. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?

Ticker Re-jigger?

Pumper Bumper?

if the person who named walkie talkies named everything. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 96 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.

Build up to the greatest hits in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Only because my GF won't get me off first.