Poggervania

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS START THE DAMN PROJECT, CJ!

“Oh he’s here for moral support”

Glad to see that person thought ahead and made sure a third party was ensuring everything was ethical and moral 👍

Ahdok still posts on their Wordpress and also is on Mastodon if you need a fix :)

There’s some sort of cosmic irony that some hacking could legitimately just become social engineering AI chatbots to give you the password

Jesus Christ, Olive was the start of the whole “crush my head in between your thighs” kind of person

“Nah bro, trust me, once I finally compile my Gentoo build it’s gonna be waaaaaaay better than Windows.”

cue immediate crashing of Gentoo client

I’m 99% sure we’re gonna start seeing an uptick in employees “accidentally” obscuring and/or destroying these body cams

That’s when you install Google Ultron and call it a day

Ngl I would be down for Big Bill’s Unity

Yes - but there’s a non-zero chance one or both of us would be underage, so we’ll be chaste until 18. Then we enter the bone zone.

It’s not about the money here man - it’s about the power. The main squeeze here is becoming a crime lord, not getting rich.

Oooo, that’s even better - all you have to do is find them within 14 minutes at most.