The first rule of comstruction: attention to detail. Got it!

Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

Looks like it got scraped from an Onion article.

Think about it this way, sushi chefs know how to prepare raw fish safely in the same way any other chef knows how to prepare cooked meats safely. The risk is the same.

I’ve been eating sushi for 30 years, and the only time I’ve had food-poisoning I got it from a rotisserie chicken.

I’ve been on the internet since AOL free trials, and this is among the top ten worst things I’ve seen. Congratulations.

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

My lord, this post sinks to high heaven!

I don’t know, I thought you wanted to.

There, house. There, castle.

Fuck that, I completely forgot ImageShack ever existed!

And what the hell is a Gowalla??