Occasionally replace the parenthesis with a semicolon – or dashes – and you can get away with it more often.

Which is stupid AF cause aren't Millenials the primary audience for PA comics? Why would you insult your base?

It got boring cause the characters stopped evolving. They all act like the same person in different bodies.

I pirate cause I want free stuff. No need for me to try to justify it.

Of course it's possible. I'm using MicroG on a Samsung Z Fold 3 right now so that I can watch YouTube ReVanced.

(Curious: what makes you think that it wouldn't be? Samsung phones run on Android too.)

Because I wanted a foldy boi.

That said, I plan on hanging on to my Z Fold 3 for at least the next half decade.

How is Discord anything at all like reddit? Imgur I could see redditors migrating to (which is what I did at first before settling here), but Discord? Really?

You mean to tell me that it's a normal occurrence for you to get anal probed when you wake up at 3am cause you're thirsty?

There's a mod for that

I do (it's my default search engine) but I more often than not have to go back to Google anyway cause DDG promotes those bot-written blogs to the top even more than Google does. Ironically Bing does better than both because at least it's GPT-powered.

That said, none of these search engines can provide me the results I'm looking for most of the time. I need something different.

1993-2002ish was the golden age of the web. Now everybody just goes to the same handful of websites for everything. Even if you hate Spez, you still can't find any quality answers to anything without adding site:reddit.com to your searches. Everything else is SEO-optimized blogspam generated by a bot. There are no real personal webpages being run by a single person or a small entity anymore. Everything is corporate and centralized.

I don't mind touchscreens in cars; what I can't stand is when they put every important feature on there so you can't even adjust your A/C or turn up the music without taking your eyes off the road for several seconds.

They should be limited to things like displaying the song title, controlling things from your phone like maps, music, and calls. Showing the backup camera, extra info that doesn't fit on the dash, etc. Not replace every god damn function on the car.