Who says that you have to live alone in his house?

We don't own anything made out of linen, lol

Regardless, delicates get air dried. I live in a "right to dry" state (i.e. it's illegal to ban clotheslines here), but even if I didn't, you can always hang them over the shower rod.

Thanks for the tip. I've only ever worked for one extreme or the other.

Shit.

By "creases" I meant wrinkles. I have this weird quirk where I don't like reusing a word too many times in a paragraph, so I'll try to find a synonym.

Millennials.

I'm one, and the SO is a Zillennial; neither of us own irons. Just don't see the point. Dryers are fairly effective wrinkle removers, and any remaining creases will eventually come out simply by wearing the clothing.

I gave you a source. Just listen to the episode.

Oh wow, fuck that guy.

IDK "Matt Walsh" seems like a perfectly average white person name to me. What makes it a troll name?

No source needed; literally everything Gates does is for one reason: Profit.

Behind the Bastards (podcast) has a good episode on how he operates.

What's your drug of choice, then?

Nobody in line tried to stop them from cutting?