I mean, that's just a minor detail. And Deliverance taught me how to prepare for south of Market clubs in my 20s. IYKYK.

Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent...but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!

Yeah. I dont get it. It's not my thing but I don't judge if it doesn't hurt anyone.

Get out. We don't use that kind of talk in our house.

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing

Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?

That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it's kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is..."pre" cut"? Like, I don't have to drive over to grandma's whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

I don't get it. Like...I'm not a toddler. I need to get down low to check on those cakes. Also, I wish I had that ass.

Are you complimenting or complaining? Hard to tell.