Restaldt

Ahh metronome

1% of the time it OHKOs 30% of the time

The completely random panic attacks are just practice runs for CRISIS MODE

Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

Man fuck CVS. I once sat on hold on the phone for an hour and a half with a local CVS pharmacy.

That was more than enough time to take a shower, get dressed, drive my angry ass up to the Pharmacy, and have it out in person with the people there doing .... nothing.

I sat in line while still on hold. I got my prescription refilled while still on hold. None of them ever picked up the phone.

I held my phone up while still on hold (with their phones ringing nonstop) to show the pharmacy employee I had been waiting for an hour and a half and had to drive up to the pharmacy to resolve the problem in person when it should have taken no more than 5 minutes over the phone.

So that was the last time ill ever go to CVS. Fuck them.

Because she didnt say it with her hips

We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie

Oh wow that really wasnt that bad

I will learn nothing from this

Congrats on cooking something for once.

Your reward? Its dirty dishes.

And your reward for cleaning those?

Having to put them away.

So elon but a good businessman

Well the soul is no longer in the dead baby presumably

No thanks its currently occupied by spiders and i dont need more roommates

They would have asked if they could live in my attic

I feel like thats not even that many roaches for a real infestation

Also doesnt mention what kind

And there are proffesionals you can call probably once to deal with that problem.

If you find a human living in your attic unbeknownst to you well

Thats a lifetime of therapy or more to deal with after dealing with the immediate problem

Roaches every time