This. Especially the second half.

The awwwwtism range

FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.

Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee's office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.

I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first

In bigger company's C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers

It's management alll the way down

Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:

Eve online

Total war Warhammer 2/3

Baldurs gate 3

Minecraft

Elden ring

Borderlands 2

Pokemon emerald

Fallout 4

Monster Hunter world

Chivalry II

Gears of war 2

PUBG

Escape from Tarkov

Call of duty: World at war

Roughly in that order

$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$

$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Maybe you wouldn't

Yes hello

I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)

After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.

Tbh leela has ruined every single episode for me so far this season its like the writers have no idea what they want to do with her character

Damn bro quite literally same

Except i think some of our spring boot might still be 1.5

Yeah you have ghosts in your blood or something.

You should do some cocaine about it

-19th century doctors