Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

...this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

Look at you, planning in advance

Everywhere

Sometimes truth is shallower than fiction

What's a DVD?

Fat floats, so that shouldn't be too difficult

Historically, 'garbage' was specifically food waste, what we now would call 'kitchen scraps' or 'compost' if you live somewhere with a municipal composting program, or compost yourself. (Historically, 'compost' generally referred to the finished compost, rather than also the waste going in.) 'Trash' was other non-compostable refuse.

TL;DR Trash goes to the dump, garbage goes to the pig pen or compost bin

You don't know the difference between garbage and trash?

I doubted the blow, but it could be true; turns out the Columbian Exchange started around 50 years before the Church of England broke from Catholicism

Lol. That's fantastic