Ryantific_theory

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

People don't realize that part of diverging from our monkey ancestry traded a lot of brute strength for dexterity. Chimpanzee's can weigh as much as an average adult male, but their hand and arm strength is enough to literally tear your face off.

Not joking, there was a lady who made the news because a chimp removed her hands and then all of her facial features. The way muscles insert in their arms and the upper arm/forearm proportions maximize force but reduce the range of motion and fine motor control, but it's still like fighting a middle schooler with the strength of a couple of adult men. And also that kid's a an angry cannibal.

Apparently chimps have been seen killing and eating gorillas. Basically, monkeys can be rough, but chimps are scary as fuck. This website almost reads like it's joking, but all the numbers actually line up and it seems like a legitimate zoology website.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have you never seen shorthand for one thousand? Kilometers abbreviates to km.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*chuckles*

"I'm in danger."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, a comment about prostitutes generally a fair distance away from new tech releases lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I assume it's 4.5k rupee, since Gurgaon is in India. No idea what that means in practice though lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Reddit gets something like 52 million daily active users and 450 million monthly users. Lemmy has 500k total and 150k active.

Even if all of Lemmy went over and engaged with Reddit, it wouldn't even be a blip compared to Reddit drawing a portion of their monthly users in. Especially when the discontent is over whether someone is contributing a fractional percent to the vagaries of engagement, and whether that meaningfully benefits Reddit, which is further predicated on this being a big brain move to collect engagement numbers and not Reddit flailing for anything to distract the community.

Might as well sneak a sign for Lemmy into there and use the unhappiness at Reddit to spread the news.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like the rule lawyering, but the fuzzy conception of vampire law is that they require an invitation to enter a home, but nobody would expect an abandoned home to stop them, indicating a holistic rather than a technical definition. The state can repossess the home, but if the entire police force is vampires they'll be unable to cross the threshold so long as those living there view it as a home.

For example, a worker drone that keeps a bed at their office and lives there part-time, it makes sense that a vampire could enter their office without invitation because it isn't a home despite living there. However, alter the situation to an even sadder worker drone that lives full-time in their office and considers it to be their home, can the vampire enter? I posit nay, the vampire will need an invitation to enter their sad office home.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Plus, if you check out the link OP posted, they offer "Gorgeous call girls in Gurgaon in 4.5k with free home delivery" lol. How could they turn down the Amazon Prime of escort services 😂