SaharaMaleikuhm

They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.

I just like to be the little spoon

Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.

I wasn't going to, but now I'm getting them out of spite

Bullies 4 life

Your weakness disgusts me

All the memes use baked beans though. More expensive and with a truckload of sugar in the sauce. IMHO the most inferior way to eat beans.

What does the rest of the world do then? Cook twice or thrice a day? That's just silly.

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee

Can't even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?

I'm in a lot of shampain

It's the worst!