It's also amazing that they're "perfectly compatible" with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Some say it's vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I'm still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good

Agree on Skiff. It's like the app keeps reloading like if you used an ereader to check your mail

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They're everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it's impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

That 90% of the people who don't watch sports on Cable TV subsidize it to the tune of 10% of their bill for the 10% of people who watch it

Depends where you're at. Ohio? Same. Florida? 2-3x

Cut and paste journalism on little blogs

Successfully explained climate change

Does that plug into assistant speakers?

I'm not a massive fan of it but hands free cooking questions are nice. I use DDG for my browser search

Cooking is an art. Baking is a science

I was with someone who eyeballed it. Worked out for a skillet. Then she tried to make bread one night. I warned her but it did not go well