Real & based
Skyrkazm
joined 1 year ago
Be me
Become skeleton for immortality
Replace bones with fossils
Commit acts of heroism and call myself the "Living Fossil"
Deny her the freedom. Listen to the intrusive thoughts and make a sauce less pineapple pizza with no cheese. Only pineapple.
My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle
NO WAY :O
Thnx:D
"A man, age X ate his Ramen with the "skin on" as stated in his post on the upcoming social media site known as Lemmy. This is what happened to his stomach."
Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: "Allow me to introduce myself."
Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.
The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell "mend buttcrack".