After getting some help on Lemmy, I'm going to play some more Chrono Trigger, now that I'm not stuck.
I was in the wrong era, lol. I had to go to 600AD and I was way over leveled. I'm currently on a mission called Tata and the frog after getting the broken matamuse
I think like 93 million bc, there's a cave gorilla that's basically two shotting all my characters. Or I can go to a festival present day where the princess doesn't want to talk to her dad.
The thing is, I don't know where I am, too far back, mobs two hit me, too far forward, no progress.... Bleh
I swear I'm the only one that can't figure this game out. I've given it a dozen tries and always get stuck not knowing how to progress.
You left out the best part:
"While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards."
Probably gets an air enema beforehand.
I'm starting XCOM for the first time and it's pretty fun so far, pretty brutal at times though.
To be fair, it's the only Zelda I never beat because of the Water Temple. I did the keys in the wrong order and apparently it's solvable but after a week of trying 14-year-old me gave up and gave the game away.
I think what bothered most men wasn't that he was large, but that a woman would feel safer with any gay man that was with them.
This clears up nothing for me.
Thanks for stepping up y'all, I'm too lazy to do it, but happy to be here!