Here’s an extra easy acoustic version of Release by Pearl Jam: em, d The strumming pattern is important. (Em) Up down… (d) up down… (em) up down… (d)up down. When you get comfortable with that, throw in a little extra casual strumming in between on whichever chord you’re still on. When you’re comfortable with that, try singing along too. Very simple but once you get it, it can be pretty hypnotic.

Godzilla, pure f-in filler, keep your mind off the real killer

When I was the kid, the house rule was French at home, English everywhere else. Kind of like your plan but stricter. Now that I’m the parent, the kids are in French Immersion school, so at home we do 50/50.

I always knew this day would come. I have become Slurms Mckenzie.

Let them tell you which one they prefer then.

Avoid those. Call the restaurant directly or use their website. Because capitalism.

About 12 years now

T’aint meat

My first computer too. That’s where I learned my first bit of basic programming. Used to get magazines with pages of code to type in. Always needed tons of troubleshooting.

Got me a couple times, ngl

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