Sused

Of course. Just instal FOSS operating system for it.

I see you haven't been introduced to Yahtzee Croshaw and his Zero Punctuation series. Also, Steam reviews are full of bots.

Let me wash your feet

Are you on linux yet?

George Constanza is my spirit animal

Exactly. My policy is following: I will put out my maximum, work unreasonable shifts, pull as much as possible only if the bossman is right there beside me. Of course, my experience is outside huge corporate environments and more in SME, but I will not give a single extra fuck if I can help it. Once you do, it becomes expected of you all the time. Fuck that.

Boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I poop

On company time

That's on you. Don't every let them know exactly how efficient you are. They'll look to maximize what you initially offer, meaning they'll load up more on you. Why not? You do more for the same amount of dinero. It's probably too late for you at that job but now you know for the next one - always work at 80% capacity max.

Always look busy

Oh god, that's a mess

But that's the whole point. I started exploring it and learning about it and realized that it will take more time than it's worth - by that time I completed it in Word and fixed it's own citation issues manually. I really, really want these to be better than MS Word...but they just aren't there yet.

Microsoft Office. I write a lot of documents that require contant citation and updates of sources, comments, etc. I have to review documents, create tables of content etc etc. Even though MS Office is far from perfect in many of these, free alternatives such as Libre or Open Office are just terrible.