Low value gift card from a local dinner place. So he has to go there to use it and then it's only like 10 dollars and he has to fork over the rest.

Is the boy in the middle their kid? Because the nose-math adds up.

Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry

This guy: eyes pop out of head "Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!"

I kinda love it. The only spam I'm getting right now is from politicians asking me to donate. :(

Those are also paint.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Nothing as nice as making a new bestie!

Right? If anyone can sense anything, it's the cats who see all the ghosts in my basement.